I usually do a "By the numbers" on Facebook as they are usually written with with a comedic slant, and I'm enough of an attention whore that I want enough people to read it that will tell me how much they enjoy my writing and then that is my mental chocolate chip cookie for a few months. However, SavMil has a very small audience. Smart, dangerous and cool, yes, but also small. And this blog isn't for everybody, it is very much about my journey through life, my work on myself, and whatever tiny musings I might have. A personal account with no sarcastic half-wits bringing it down.
But I ramble.
So, I thought I would do a BTN on SavMil about personal things. Good, bad, I don't know yet. I suppose I will steer this boat into the iceberg-infested waters and find out.
By The Numbers:
Number of times I've been rejected by a woman in 2012: Three
Actual number of women that have actually rejected me: Zero
Number of "He's really a sweet guy." my sister was told by one of those three: A 'few'
Number of dates with Racist Carol: One
Number of times Racist Carol said something racist on that date: Twice
Number of times I cried while watching Dumbo with my nieces: Shut up
Number, in dollars, I've loaned to friends/family this year: $2,050
Number, in dollars, I've been paid back so far: Nothing
Percentage of how bothered I am of that: Zero percentage, +/- 3% margin of error
Odds of Han Solo successfully navigating an asteroid field: 3,720 to 1
Odds of any future Star Wars property being good: 19,000,000,000 to 1
Number of Felicia Day fan-fictions I've written: Haha! Where.. where did you hear that? Not me!
Number of times my sister was assaulted by a crazy boyfriend: Once, that I know of
Number of holes I want to put into said crazy (now ex-)boyfriend: Many.
Number of days we have left with the people we love: Not enough
oh kind sir. this is another enjoyable read!~
ReplyDeletebetter yet, i started actually laughing out loud when i read you are now a "thaelfric" maker. how wonderful! :) is it bad i'm too lazy to correct my errors? it was on my phone and i just didn't care enough so i left it. :) you're too much. thanks for making my error have actual meaning now by being a self proclaimed maker of thaelfric. oh i'm still laughing. later kind sir.!
I had looked up thaelfric hoping it was a Swedish-root word that I didn't know and to be honest it just sounds like a cool word that needs to be added into our lexicon. So even if it was initially an error, it's an awesome one and I saw we keep it around.
Deleteit starts with thaefric. which catches on. then gains momentum and next thing you know, by this time next year we will have taken over the world. unless, of course, the mayans were dead on right. yes? word!
ReplyDeletesheesh. i can't even spell my made up word right on the phone. i need not ever use my iphone when on blogger. i hope your small reading audience does not mind i've taken over your comments. maybe i'll just post my ramblings on here from now on.
ReplyDeleteMaybe thaefric is the plural of thaelfric? Yes, yes I think it is.
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